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before perusing best-of-craigslist postings below please note:

14 Oct 2013 - QUARTERBACK WANTED.

20 Feb 2010 - Take a few pictures for cash (female)

15 Jul 2009 - Reasons why I should be your girl: The punk/alternative edition.

21 May 2009 - hot homeless guy with beard and shaggy hair

12 Nov 2008 - ride happy - red line east bound to university circle - w4m

03 Jul 2008 - Missed Connection: My Period (Crampsville)

02 Apr 2008 - I am RICH and I want to spend it on YOU tonight.

31 Aug 2007 - To the Guy Who Stuck His Penis in My Face...

08 Jan 2007 - You - Me - The Enormous Booger Hanging Out Of My Nose