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before perusing best-of-craigslist postings below please note:

11 Feb 2014 - Beautiful Wedding Book Arch

05 Feb 2014 - Desperately Seeking a Man with STINK BREATH - w4m

29 Feb 2012 - To the person who has my Ikea dresser...

20 Jun 2010 - Seeking bodyguard named Betty

23 May 2010 - BEAT IT WITH A REAL JO-BRO - m4m

12 Feb 2010 - IGLOO in Rittenhouse - who needs an apt, condo, house?

10 Feb 2010 - RE: Wanted: Chairs/Benches

30 Sep 2009 - Need a volunteer to give me a vasectomy

11 Sep 2009 - IN A WELL, NEED LADDER

07 Sep 2009 - Observations on sex from a single woman - w4m

12 Jul 2009 - A brief guide to all the races

16 Jun 2009 - You stabbed me, took my gold, and I fell in love - m4w

10 Jun 2009 - Why don't I ever have a Missed Connection? - w4m

04 Apr 2009 - Willing to trade! Wife and In-Law

02 Jan 2009 - Mystery Item

21 Aug 2008 - Please buy this fixie wheelset. My battered heart implores you.

07 Nov 2007 - It's me! Every girl ever.

07 Sep 2007 - Dear SEPTA Train Passengers

04 Sep 2007 - Bare balls

27 Jul 2007 - We met over a steaming pile of turds. . .

07 Jun 2007 - I stole your crutches.

08 Mar 2007 - Dear, guy masturbating in the bathroom stall at my work...

17 Feb 2007 - free: the worst cat

09 Jan 2007 - 6 years ago tomorrow....

06 Dec 2006 - To the black sheep, the outcasts, the lonely...

17 Nov 2006 - RANT - 7-11 vs. Wawa

10 Nov 2006 - To the women who work in my office... I hate you

06 Oct 2006 - MC with the person who stole my ipod and birth control. . .

27 Sep 2006 - to the perv from nj in a bmw

16 Sep 2006 - Have A Happy Period

27 Aug 2006 - I dropped my phone in the toilet. - w4m

29 Jul 2006 - Married means MARRIED you moron

05 Jun 2006 - FART MAN SEEKS FART WOMAN - m4w

07 Apr 2006 - Philly through the eyes of Craigs List Haiku

01 Apr 2006 - TAKE MY SON TO HIS PROM

04 Jan 2006 - Re: Why The Hell Is The Dog Getting Laid More Than Me? - w4m – 35

25 Dec 2005 - Why I'm giving myself a vibrator for Christmas

22 Dec 2005 - The 12 Craigslist Days of Christmas

20 Dec 2005 - What I've Learned about Philly on CL over the Past 6 Months

27 Nov 2005 - Rant: Ode to the Nice girl

03 Oct 2005 - Thighmaster For Your Goat

16 Aug 2005 - CL does the full circle

11 Aug 2005 - For Sale....Eagles Jersey

29 Jun 2005 - my girl and my fish

24 Jun 2005 - RE: Best Self Pleasure Method

24 May 2005 - RANT: Improper Blowjob Technique

28 Apr 2005 - Please Stop Stalking My Sister

14 Apr 2005 - The Open Toed Shoe Pledge

08 Apr 2005 - You date me, You date Jesus - m4w

22 Mar 2005 - Free concert...bring a blanket!

18 Mar 2005 - South Philly Hilarity

01 Mar 2005 - Can someone tell me where I can get a secret lesbian decoder ring?

11 Feb 2005 - 12 Things

31 Jan 2005 - An open letter to the insufferable bitches in my neighboring cubicles:

28 Jan 2005 - Free Dog!!

19 Jan 2005 - A Turd in the Tub

18 Jan 2005 - A simple request for Craig (Mr. List)

09 Jan 2005 - To my neighbors: please have louder sex

30 Dec 2004 - Tell me why I'm on here again

15 Dec 2004 - Rave: Gotta Love These!

07 Dec 2004 - An open letter to Craig

20 Nov 2004 - Beer wanted ...

20 Nov 2004 - I am completely finished with CL personals…

19 Nov 2004 - I BLAME YOU

30 Oct 2004 - 20 things i gotta tell my boss......

22 Oct 2004 - Jaded Hag Seeks Ugly Bastard for Breeding Feral Children

20 Oct 2004 - Philly's Crazy Homeless Bastards - A Who's Who

30 Sep 2004 - Wanted: Brain for President of Country

11 Sep 2004 - A Decentralized Approach to Home Entertainment is Wrong for America

08 Sep 2004 - 10 things about a dog

23 Aug 2004 - Memo to the Guys

19 Aug 2004 - WANTED: Gay Man with Excellent Perception Skills

18 Aug 2004 - I took your shoe, Fake Lesbian!!!

10 Aug 2004 - Unhappy Ending For The MASSAGE GUY

28 Jul 2004 - BREEDERS

24 Jun 2004 - Rant: rubber and jelly

10 Jun 2004 - rave for older women

08 Jun 2004 - morning glory for pedestrians

02 Jun 2004 - Rave: Puppy Love

01 Jun 2004 - To the Judgemental Hipster Girl at my video store

27 May 2004 - I Love Asian Woman

26 May 2004 - Do you like cute puppies?

21 May 2004 - Women hate air guitar

20 Nov 2003 - biggest mistake was letting you go

30 Sep 2003 - To the chick with the time machine.....

15 May 2003 - Where is my Polish lover(I think Polish)